"Pleasure is making friends wet with your joy juice. Ask neighbors to join you in a bath of goat's milk. Or give everyone a cake made of your heart, and laugh as they choke on your love."
Mind you, I did not make that up. I was in art history listening to my teacher call Jesus "The Big J" *sigh* and surfing the net like usual when I came upon Diesel.com. I knew Diesel was known for its trendy fashions, however, its site is just outrageous! The only way I can describe it is that its freakishly disturbing! Diesel's mascot is this scary looking overweight teletubby with a clown-like grin and mohawk.

The site allows you to "visit Happy Valley." Ok, so the models are well dressed ( though all the men are obviously gay)... but the idea of it all is just..well...again, freakishly-disturbing. Check it out at your own risk...I just have way too much time on my hands during class.

"Everyone who comes here must sing the Song of Summer Friendship. It goes something like this: ' You are the inspiration in my sandwich, you are the sun on my beach. You are the madness in my burger, you are the hair on my soap. You are the pimp in my ghetto, you are the itch in my pants' " -Friendship Farm, Happy Valley.

Pimp in my ghetto??
Pants???