"Free diplomas," "Grow longer, thicker hair!," "The hottest celebs on the web, waiting for you!", "Consolidate your debt in just 5 easy steps!" .... is what clogs up my e-mail inbox and junk mail folder everyday. Go figure. I'm sure I share this annoyance with all of you. I hate junkmail. It plays tricks on you at the beginning and end of each day, and takes advantage at the fact that you're a tired, worn-out Asian who dresses fashionably to work. Once I sit down at my computer at work, the first thing I do is log on the internet. We've recently discovered one of the passwords to bypass the company's sercurity system, so now we can easily access the net without having to have someone log us in every morning. It's pretty convenient and shady at the same time, which is really what work is right now at Ryerson Tull. Anyways, I check my e-mail to find that hotmail is warning me that my inbox is "dangerously full." Now, hopefully this means that I've got many friends who care for me, miss me, and damnit, love me... or just want to criticize my poorly crafted blog. Though, when I open my inbox ... I'm faced with a facade: a shitload of crap trying to sell me stuff, turn me on, or give me ironic advice on how to stop junkmail. I need some sort of solution. I need to act now! Or, maybe, I really just need another cup of coffee.