I found this flier lying around in the workplace. It reads:

ARE YOU LONELY?
TIRED OF WORKING ON YOUR OWN?
DO YOU HATE MAKING DECISIONS?

HOLD A MEETING!!!

YOU CAN....
* SEE people
* DRAW charts
* FEEL important
* IMPRESS your colleagues
* EAT donuts

ALL ON COMPANY TIME
"MEETINGS"
...the practical alternative to work

Well, if I can eat donuts, be indecisive, and see people, then let me hold a
meeting now!!