now that i think of it, mao was a real fashion trendsetter. who can resist army green and red stars? it's revolutionary.

man, i wish i had bought a commie hat like Taylor back in China. it was hotness. i stole it once when we went for karaoke. good times. too bad he lost it during one of the many nights he was drunk. haha, that ca-razy Taylor! pulled a burned DVD copy of "The Last Samurai" out of his pants once - just like magic.