i didn't want to update so quickly - but this calls for a post.

i am so scared. just when i have the whole apartment to myself, a HUGE COCKROACH falls from the ceiling and lands on the floor as i'm watching tv. it is so incredibly fast and freakin' flies! i didn't realize that cockroaches fly or that i'd scream so loudly from the sight of them! gah. i even brought out the windex (a la my big fat green wedding) - hoping to spray it to death. alas, i've been unable to kill it, let alone handle it's frightening speed. ...it's still in the living room ...crawling...creeping...living...

man, all i wanted to do was watch tv, relax, and rest my tired new york beaten feet...now, i'm just a very paranoid little asian girl living in fear in her own apartment. this sucks, someone save me.